|12:27 pm - Cheese haikus|
We’ve been having a haiku contest in the cheese department for a huge, wooden feta barrel I acquired from a distributor. Over the next few weeks I will share them with you, my lovely readers. I didn’t write any of them but they deserve a wider readership. I think we’re going to make a zine.
So to start it off:
(this may be cheating because it has a title, but I love it.)
Advice of a Cheapskate Anarchist
Is too expensive to throw
Use the tomatoes
and possibly my favorite so far:
"Cheese Pride!" is our cry
Fight for truth and liberty
The path is the whey
and fyi, spell check has very few cheese names programmed. No feta? Sheeesh.
Current Music: Woody Guthrie - Smithsonian Box Set